In case you were blissfully unaware... Today is the International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Yaarrrrrrrrrrrr!!

In honor of this momentous occasion, please visit the official Website at www.talklikeapirate.com. This English to Pirate Translator is also available if you need to lay some pirate-speak on your shipmates.

Now, where'd I put that grog?!? ...

FFL Week 2 has come and gone. Once again, the Houston Inferno have posted the high score this week with a 113-78 win over the Batavia Bulldogs. The Inferno only had three players in double digits. However, two of those had 27 points and the third earned 30! The Inferno are now 2-0 while the Bulldogs fall to 0-2.

The Springfield Bullhawks remain unbeaten with a 109-60 victory over the Kentucky Mad Max. The Mad Max (1-1) left Michael Vick on the bench this week, but even Vick's 26 point performance wouldn't have been enough to recover from this week's deficit.

Recovering from a tough loss last week, the P'burg PrairiePride handed the Foreign Bodies their second straight loss 86-67. Both teams left big points on the bench... 74 for the Bodies and 75 for the PrairiePride.

For the second week in a row, the Head Coach position has been the deciding factor in a Red Zone game. The Peoria OrangeCrush stole a win 76-74 from the Shelbyville Outkasts, who had the Philadelphia Eagles for their Head Coach position. The Outkasts would have earned a tie if the Philadelphia Eagles could have held off the New York Giants in overtime. The OrangeCrush and the Outkasts are now both 1-1.

And last but certainly not least... My Spooky Boogeymen are 2-0 with a win over the Petersburg PowerPuff Girls. Fortunately for me, the PowerPuffs left Brett Favre's 30 points on the bench this week. Unfortunately for me, Terrell Owens broke his hand and might be out of action for as long as four weeks. D'oh! I so should've kept Donovan McNabb instead of T.O.

Oh well, there's still a whole lotta football left to play. We'll just have to wait and see how it all works out this season...