Tuesday, November 14. 2006
Someone did a fabulous job of imagining what the end-result of a Microsoft acquisition of the Mozilla FireFox browser, resulting in the Microsoft Firefox 2007 Professional Edition Website...
Better visit the site soon, because I have to wonder how long Microsoft will allow it to stick around. Here are a few choice quotes to illustrate my point...
UPDATE (11/12/2006): Looks like the site has already been nuked, although www.msfirefox.net still works (sort of).
UPDATE (11/21/2006): And now it's back...
Better visit the site soon, because I have to wonder how long Microsoft will allow it to stick around. Here are a few choice quotes to illustrate my point...
A robust new Microsoft security architecture known as TakeOver™ helps to protect the Windows Kernel from malicious, damaging and viral software such as Symantec and McAfee products.And...
At Microsoft, we strive to appear lovable, friendly and helpful...And one more...
...because our antitrust ruling conditions force us to do so...
Tired of slow image rendering? Microsoft Firefox 2007 can deliver online pornography at blazing fiery speeds. By using a proprietary dynamic algorithm, anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster!Too funny!
UPDATE (11/12/2006): Looks like the site has already been nuked, although www.msfirefox.net still works (sort of).
UPDATE (11/21/2006): And now it's back...
The Houston Inferno (9-1) returned to their winning ways with a 80-75 victory over the Peoria OrangeCrush (3-7). Somehow the Inferno managed to pull out the win despite having one less player in double-digits than the 'Crush. I believe this win officially brings the magic number to "0" and puts the Inferno into the playoffs.
The Springfield Bullhawks (7-3) ran up the score 157-83 against the Petersburg PowerPuff Girls (3-7) this week. The 'Hawks have now won three in a row, but I personally think they are peaking too soon, and will be pummeled in the playoffs.
The Batavia Bulldogs (4-6) picked this week to discover some offense and handed my Spooky Boogeymen (6-4) a 95-64 defeat. Willie Parker and Donald Driver had huge games for the 'Dogs.
The Shelbyville Outkasts (5-5) knocked off the P'burg PrariePride (5-5) by a score of 76-45. Eli Manning let down the 'Pride with a -2 total this week.
The Foreign Bodies (3-7) took advantage of a weak outing by the Kentucky Mad Max (5-5) with a 96-57 win. The difference was Chad Johnson's 46 points, which the Max left on the bench after a disappointing performance last week.
The Springfield Bullhawks (7-3) ran up the score 157-83 against the Petersburg PowerPuff Girls (3-7) this week. The 'Hawks have now won three in a row, but I personally think they are peaking too soon, and will be pummeled in the playoffs.
The Batavia Bulldogs (4-6) picked this week to discover some offense and handed my Spooky Boogeymen (6-4) a 95-64 defeat. Willie Parker and Donald Driver had huge games for the 'Dogs.
The Shelbyville Outkasts (5-5) knocked off the P'burg PrariePride (5-5) by a score of 76-45. Eli Manning let down the 'Pride with a -2 total this week.
The Foreign Bodies (3-7) took advantage of a weak outing by the Kentucky Mad Max (5-5) with a 96-57 win. The difference was Chad Johnson's 46 points, which the Max left on the bench after a disappointing performance last week.
